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[Short Flash about Bill M.]

SPOILER:

THIS FLASH IS ABOUT BILL MURRAY!

[I Will Fight You]

HOLY CRAP THAT WAS A GOOD FIGHT SCENE

IT WAS BETTER THAN NARUTO AND DBZ COMBINED!

biblo responds:

not difficult

[Leik-san & Calamitei-kun]

KAWAI!

OMG this movie was so good ^_^! It was so sad when Liek-san told Calamitei-kun what he had to know >_<. It made me want to go cry V_;! I'm such an otaku! =^_^=

Ivanovitch responds:

I cried when I thought of the story :'(

[Madness Neurosis Collab 3]

Sorry, but you have a lot to learn.

First of all, I'll start by politely asking you not to just write this review off as abusive. I know a lot of people have made that request, so I'll probably be denied, but it's not my fault that you have this sulky, childish additude.

Here comes the CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. I put that in all caps so you wouldn't miss it, which you seem to have been doing a lot. Firstly, I think I'll beat the same dead horse that everyone else has been beating in their reviews and say that you really could've picked much better subject matter than Madness. I remember an old saying I heard somewhere: "Those who can't act, animate. Those who can't animate, animate Madness." That probably seems hippocritical, coming from me, but you could really do better. Most of those were copied from Krinkles' preexisting .fla's, and the few that contained original art looked horrible, with the exception of Alpha Nuva's. His could use some work, but it looked okay. I must applaud you all for animating so many things at once, but you've got to have better uses for that than making heaps of mutilated bodies. What's interesting about Madness anyway? I got bored of it within the first time I watched it. Create something of your own. If you have to make a collab, make it something like a music video, or (even better) a collection of original sketches (short pieces of comedy, not drawings, if you want to be a smartass), or something along those lines.

Secondly, I want to mention the rather obvious flaw of the collab's lack of sound effects. I want to congratulate those of you who did think to include them, but there were many gaps where I appeared to be watching a silent movie. If you're going to go that route, I recommend a piece of ragtime piano, such as Chopin's The Entertainer, as opposed to fast-paced techno music, which I'm sure you'll find has quite the opposite effect. Don't get me wrong. I thought that the music provided suited the content quite well, and did a good job of setting the mood. I just think you should include sound effects to further enhance the experience.

And speaking of mood, It's time we got to that fun part that I'm sure will make you cringe: Backgrounds. Actually, I take that back. The backgrounds were actually pretty good, and I liked the little details, like the papers tacked to the wall. You actually did pretty well in that department. Give yourselves ten pats on the back for backgrounds, assuming that you made them all yourselves. The only part of those that I found a wee bit irritating was the constant, shameless promotion of Littleluckylink's name. We get it. He organized the collab. Can we get on with the mindless slaughter?

The menu was pretty good.

Anyway, I think It's about time to wrap up. Basically, you should try originality, add sound effects, stop with the propoganda, and write a story.

And remember: Reviewers are your friends. don't hate us for our honesty.

LittleLuckyLink responds:

Honesty isn't the reason to hate anyone.

[The Problem With Peggeys1]

I want to buy a peggey,

then I want to fifen it.

-ONIONATOR

MahjongClock responds:

That will be 50 CC's, please.

["Winter"]

Aww.

:'(

Sherbalex responds:

AWWWWWWWWWW

["Symphony"]

Brilliant.

That was awesome!
I think it definitely deserves frontpage. The morphing was very well thought-out, and I liked the "sketch on paper" style. It was moving, if short, and I liked the attention to detail. Nice. It actually looked like a professionally animated commercial for the Clock Crew.

<3 Clocks, ONIONATOR

[heavy metal poety [sic]]

For the record, there may yet be a sequel.

Heavy metal has returned to clockcrew.cc. However, he says he is just back to get our opinions on his art, so who knows if he will post such displays of poetic talent again?

I hope he does. This flash was loltastic.

[FLEA MARKET]

OH YEAH!

This makes me want to go to a flea market.

Kyora-Mishiso responds:

It's a sumbliminal message campaign, I think.

[super marrio parodies]

LOL DAT WUZ OREGIONALZ ADN FUHKNEE

MAIK ANOTHER 1 UR N INSPORATIONDS TO US OLL!
I WUD RELLY LIEK 2 SEE THE MARTRIXXX PARONDIES SO GUD LUK WIT DAT MI FREND XOXOXO